Old school Swatch Watches

Kucing apa yang bisa menari? ....hmm Kuch kuch hota hai
Teacher: "Where were u born?" Student: "Singapore, Sir." Teacher: "Which part?" Student: "All of me, Sir."
kenapa buaya galak ama orang???karena eh karen a lidahnya di tanam orang
Police:"Your Name?" Driver:"Harry" Police:"Age?" Driver:"31" Police:"Sex?" Driver:"Yes Please!!!" (exicited)
Telor.. telor apa yg diinjak nggak pecah?? TELORTOAR!!^_^
kenapa nyamuk suaranya ngieng ... karena minum darah, coba kalo minum bensing pasti greng greeng ...
sabun...sabun apa yg paling bau...hayo jawabannya:SABUNTAR-SABUNTAR KENTUT..ha...ha,...ha
ban....ban apa yg di tungguin org ayo...? jawabanya..: BANCAKAN he...he...he
met ancur, semoga dihari ultahmu makin rusak aja berharap di masa depan loe dipenuhi dengan penyesalan dan doa. amien
Kata AbuNawas jgn takut dosa, bikin yg banyak. Siapa tau malaikat gemes nendangnya kebablasan eh nyebrang deh ke sorga!